Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Job Before The BREAK


Hey Breakers- So you have been trying to get your foot in the door of the entertainment industry. This means endless meetings, auditions, and research. On top of that you have a job. Maybe you work in a department store, or you are a cashier at Ralphs. You could even be the actor cliche, a waiter at one of LA's fine restaurants. The long hours, low pay, and crazy tourists make you wanna crawl into a ball and forget your dreams of stardom. That is, until you remember that everyone got their start somewhere. You may not believe it, but some of Hollywood's major players started off in weird, crappy jobs too.







Ozzy Osbourne: Slaughterhouse Worker
- I totally see this being the right profession for him. Prince of Darkness, meet Prince of Death!








Gwen Stefani: Worked at Dairy Queen
-Was her favorite thing to make banana splits? That S@*t is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S.










Queen Latifah: Worked at Burger King
- The Queen that went from fry girl to Cover Girl. What a story!








Kanye West: Worked at the Gap
- This guy went from preppy to pompous!











Corey Monteith: Walmart Greeter
- I wonder if he sang to everyone like his character on Glee.









Hugh Jackman: 7-11 Cashier
- I bet Wolverine got hair in the Slurpie machine. He's moved on to bigger and better things.








Danny DeVito- Hair Stylish at a mortuary
- Good thing these people were dead. I would NEVER let a bald guy style my hair!










Brad Pitt: El Pollo Loco
-I would have loved to know about the A list hunk hiding under that chicken suit on Sunset. SWOON!

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